THE LATEST SHIT

2018’s gonna be a great year! I have a ton of shit planned. New wars and new apocalyptic shit is gonna HIT THE FAN fuckers!

WHAT’S NEW! – FEB. 2018

 

Here’s The Latest Below:

Astronomers discover 60 new planets

What are the newest planets lately discovered

An international team of astronomers have found 60 new extrasolar planets orbiting stars close to Earth’s Solar System. The team also found further evidence of an additional 54 planets, bringing the potential discovery of new worlds to 114.

The team say the planets are in our ‘immediate Solar neighborhood’ and one in particular, Gliese 411b, is a hot super-Earth with a rocky surface located in the fourth nearest star system to the Sun, making it the third nearest planetary system to the Sun.

The significance of its discovery demonstrates that virtually all the nearest stars to the Sun have planets orbiting them. Planets that could be like Earth.

Source: Astronomers discover 60 new planets | University of Hertfordshire

I created all of this! You’re welcome.
Jesus
No you didn’t, I DID.
God
Did not
Jesus
Did not
Jesus
Boys stop fighting. You’re embarrassing the world god dammit.
Mom of God

Woman Charged In Drone Peeping | The Smoking Gun

Voyeur moms naked in windows

 

— A Utah mother of six and her boyfriend are facing voyeurism charges for allegedly using a drone to peep into the bedrooms and bathrooms of several victims.

 

Cops in Orem began investigating the peeping after a witness spotted a drone hovering outside his bathroom window in early-December. The witness seized the drone when it touched down in a nearby church parking lot, and later turned it over to police.

 

Upon examining the drone–a DJI Phantom 4–the witness discovered “multiple videos recording individuals inside their residences through windows. Some of the recordings were multiple stories high in apartment complexes,” according to a search warrant application prepared by the Orem Police Department.

Source: Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping | The Smoking Gun

 

I have no determination of any sin committed here, only praise. This is exactly why I created human beings… You’re welcome.
God
I had a guy watch me nude through a hotel window once.. Jus sayin..
ShellSea, Naked.hn
ShellSea

Meh.. doesn’t matter. I can see you naked everywhere. I am God. Jus sayin..
God
I don’t mind if people see me naked. It gets me wet.
Mom of God
Mom! Jesus christ stop it! The whole fucking world knows you like to get naked.
Jesus

Teacher Exposed Vagina To High School Students

Drug use before and after photos - see crystal meth before and after pictures.

A substitute teacher was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she performed a cartwheel in a high school choir class “with no under garments on,” police allege. Lacey Sponsler, 34, exposed her vagina to students last Friday at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, a city about 50 miles north of Tulsa.

 

Sponsler was wearing a long dress, but no underwear, “which caused her to expose herself to the students in this class,” cops allege. “This act was captured by a student on their cell phone,”  Sponsler (seen above) performed the cartwheel in the “Junior High Choir room.”

 

A 17-year-old female student told police that Sponsler “had said that she was not wearing underwear before performing the cartwheel,” which exposed her “bare vagina.” The student noted that she saw Sponsler’s “vagina open and close, as her legs were in the air.”

 

The girl also told police that Sponsler “had been talking about using drugs” and commented on how she “thought fourteen year old boys were like men.”

Source: Substitute Teacher Exposing Herself To High School Students | The Smoking Gun

Jesus fucking christ..
God
Fuck you that’s my name!
Jesus
..oh my fucking god
Mom of God
Hey fuck you, that’s my name!
God
Holy mother of god..
Jesus
Hey fuck both of you, that’s my name!
Mom of God
All three of you shut the fuck up. This is fucking gross!
Tinara